fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

trungles:

upgraders:

a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration 

I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.

luvr4photography:

claireomashee:

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?” 
He replied “Because I can”

Because I can

BECAUSE I CAN

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

angelwingsandplaid:

endcas:

finitecas:

dear doctor who fandom

we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying

we’re here for you

with love, the supernatural fandom

you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

amorphousblob:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.

oestranhomundodek:

This is how my dashboard was earlier

dylanofuckme:

realizing just how many europeans i am following just now