ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls
Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!
wow. this is actually very important.
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
I have a need for this.
This weekend in Texas.
Texas has two seasons: Death and Nightmare.
how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers
remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
This is why we can’t have nice things…